Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

monimori:

A reminder from Isabelle!

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gameboycolorenvy:

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

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I’m trying to sleep
And I keep thinking
And thinking
And I just fucking hate everything

shinjirotaiga:

spadenightmaren:

watch this right now

GET OUTTA HERE

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orange-knickers:

Can’t stop won’t stop

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gamkatmoirailquadrant:

This is literally my favorite picture that will probably ever be taken of me in my Nepeta cosplay. Bless.

gamkatmoirailquadrant:

This is literally my favorite picture that will probably ever be taken of me in my Nepeta cosplay. Bless.

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at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

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